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Fimela.com, Jakarta Sudah menjadi tugas polisi melayani warga Indonesia dengan tangan terbuka dan sepenuh hati. Hampir saban hari polisi menerima ratusan bahkan ribuan aduan atau laporan. Mulai dari pembunuhan, perampokan, dan lain-lain. Nah, dari segala jenis laporan tersebut, ada 5 kategori aduan yang menurut Direktur Kriminal Umum Polda Metro Jaya Komisaris Besar Polisi Krishna Murti nggak penting-penting banget. Tapi 5 laporan ini yang paling banyak mampir ke meja petugas.
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KombesPol Krishna Murti menguraikan 5 jenis laporan ini di status Facebooknya. Alih-alih serius, tapi status ini malah bikin ngakak rekan dan pengikut media sosialnya. Daripada penasaran, simak bersama yuk status Pak Krishna yang jenaka ini. Let's go!
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